In the last few weeks a lot of my friends broke up with their boyfriends and I ask myself why... what’s wrong?
Of course I know only their side of their stories and don’t think that I’m some extreme women’s libber and I definitely love boys … but … I blame them!!! It’s their fault that there is no love.
Because our group consists only of girls and

Mr. Newman, but he can tolerate a bit of critique about men ;) I can talk freely about boys and their bad, bad behavior… :)
I’ve made a little collection of “the best” ways how to break up with your girlfriend that I’ve heard in the recent weeks. These aren’t my own experiences, but experiences of my friends (happy singles, like me, don’t have such problems :))
To quit with your girlfriend via a cell phone (probably with a short message) is really the endmost thing that you can do. Don’t be a sissy… be a man, look into her eyes and say what you want to say. You are not the only boy in this world… she will survive and get over you … don’t worry: everybody is replaceable.
To say to your girlfriend after a year of relationship that she is boring and that you
feel much better when she is not with you.
OK … honesty is good … but too much of honesty … and what about being more tactful …
And don’t you think, you guys, that you are probably not always that entertaining as we wish you would be or that girls have sometimes better time without their boyfriends. And the reason why we fall asleep while watching television is you and not the bad TV program.
To say to your girlfriend that you don’t like to call her, because you only phone
people that mean a lot to you.
Hello?! Your girlfriend doesn’t mean a lot to you??? … OK… such man should stay single … for ever. And every girl should be happy that such an idiot has broken up with her… this has to be celebrated.
This is also good: to say to your girlfriend that you are afraid that you will miss
out on something if you stay in relationship with her.
How stupid is that? Do these guys really think that girls want to spend 24 hours per day together with them? No, I don’t think they want. Girls also have their own hobbies and their studies or want sometimes to go out with other girls or friends, without their boyfriend… So what are these boys supposed to miss out? Absolutely nothing … oh … maybe an opportunity to have some “hanky-panky” with some other girl … and this is the only thing …
So girls we don’t need such boyfriends!
I’ve saved the best for last:
To say to your girlfriend that she is the most wonderful person … BUT! … you cannot be loyal to her because she can’t be with you every weekend (because she has to or wants to spend weekends with her parents) … and a Saturday is a day when a man needs a woman…
What bullshit is this? I don’t think that this needs any comment.
I don’t claim that women are perfect and of course also women cheat on their boyfriends and break up their relationships but most of them (not all of them, but most of them) do that more tactfully and with more elegance and style. So guys if you have to do it, just do it … but don’t do it like that. There are also more “human-ways” how to break up with somebody.
I don’t think that any boy would ever read that … anyway, these things just need to be said, so that’s it.